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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

8:51AM - Al-Qaida warns India against any attack on Pakistan

http://www.ndtv.com/convergence/ndtv/mumbaiterrorstrike/Story.aspx?ID=NEWEN20090083079&type=News
Al-Qaida warns India against any attack on Pakistan

NDTV Correspondent
Tuesday, February 10, 2009 10:12 AM (New Delhi)

Al-Qaida's military commander in Afghanistan has warned India against any retaliatory attack on Pakistan.

In a recently released videotape, Al-Qaida leader Mustafa Abu Yazid referred to the November 2008 terror assault in Mumbai, saying the Indians suffered "humiliation" in the attack and more was in store if India decides to retaliate against Pakistan.

"India should know that it will have to pay a heavy price if it attacks Pakistan. The Mujahideen will sunder your armies into the ground, like they did to the Russians in Afghanistan," said Yazid.
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My take on this is as follows.

Pakistan and the Islamic Militants are desperate. There is a power struggle in Pakistan now between the more liberal east and more talibanised west. If India attacks they will unite. This America cannot allow and all involved parties [America, Pakistan and India] know that. Also the terrorists are struggling against the Pakistani Army which is fighting them because they are in turn shit scared of the Americans. The Mujahideen are irritated that they have to fight their former sponsors who are doing the bidding of America which is a country they hate. So they are desperate for the Indian Army to attack the Pakistani Army and ease some pressure on them. They can then attack us alongside the Pakistani army.

Pakistan is lying abt the 26/11 attacks not originating there. But they have to save face. They cannot or will not admit that even though it is common knowledge. Once they kill/cull some smart-alec terrorists, they will keep quiet for some time till they can start all over again and launch attacks as usual. What they world needs to understand is that Pakistan suffers from a double inferiority complex - a Mawali complex and 'less than Hindu-stan' complex. And they will try to always to be the leader of the Islamic/Sunni ummah in the world in all respects. They cannot totally supersede Saudi Arabia because of the existence of places of worship there.

They are now killing those terrorists who don't have the patience to keep quiet when they requested them to take a vacation from terrorism for now. Like the LTTE, veruthey ceasefire declare chaiyyum but will not keep it once they are re-armed and recovered. If at all we do attack, we should attack fast, hard and with precision. It should be planned in advance for a month and delivered in a day. It should be what Israel did to to Gaza but a hundred times more deadly but within 24 hours. America should barely have time to even comprehend what is going on. Kahuta and all their missile launching sites and airports first - preferably nuke Kahuta - baakki kaaryam pinne.

 

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Google for this -> "The Loneliness of Manmohan Singh" written/published on Friday, December 05, 2008s by Aakar Patel.

According to this article ... Thanks to the good Doctor [apna Sardarji's] reforms, we pull more people out of poverty per day than the entire populations of several countries. It makes no sense going to war with Pakistan. Each day more people die of poverty in Pakistan

He truly is a Man your Mann will Mohikku for. Not just your heart. I have a sneaking suspicion that he is an Austrian Economist.

Current mood: annoyed

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

6:52PM - I wonder how accurate these tests really are :-) !!!

The Billy Goat

Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer (DBSD)

The Billy Goat

Horny. Stubborn. Kinda cute. Slightly immature. And often found on rough terrain. You are The Billy Goat.

You're lusty, but typically monogamous, and all in all you're a pretty good boyfriend. In fact, you enjoy relationships, if mostly for the sex and physical companionship. You'd do or say almost anything to get together with someone, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.

You're sensitive, you have a certain boyish charm, and you're eager. Therefore you probably attract girls who are serious about romance. But few who get close to you realize how unready for total commitment you are. People fall for you. Meanwhile, you maintain your emotional distance, and there goes another box of tissues.

You're perfectly capable of a long-haul relationship, but, right now, dating someone primarily means having a consistent, available, preferably not-too-chatty, hookup. You're a careful, methodical person, and you work hard at making things work. It's just that the type of woman most likely to find your strengths endearing is also the most likely type to find your shortcomings heartbreaking. Someone with a similarly laid-back approach to dating would be perfect for you.

Your exact male opposite:

The Loverboy

The Loverboy

Random Gentle Love Master

Always avoid: The Nymph (DBSD), The Sonnet (DGLD), The Wild Rose (RBLD)

Consider: The Playstation (RGSM)

Link: The Online Dating Persona Test | OkCupid - free online dating | Dating
My profile name: : darth asmodeus

Current mood: apathetic

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

11:44AM - Fan Mail 1 :-)

Prenju bhai,

One more crazy thing from you.

I fondly remember you For being such damn influence on my thoughts. Though I couldn’t Agree with your damn revolutionary ideas they are haunting me a lot.

Man, you are really mad. No doubt about it.

Send me that blog link of yours.

Luv

Gop

Current mood: hungry

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

4:34PM - Human For Sale


http://www.humanforsale.com/quiz-results.asp?id= [I would give this except for 1 'little' detail]

Below is an itemized list of your values for each question. Your total value is at the bottom.

Physical Factors
Gender: Male - $200,000
Women are given $135,000 to start and men are given $200,000 to start. Want to know why?
Age: 33 - $20,000
This one is pretty simple. We valued younger people more than older people.
Ethnicity: East Indian - $130,000
Different races were valued differently. Think this is wrong, racist or ignorant? Find out more...
Height: 5'11 - $15,000
Height plays a very important rols in our lives. Especially in how we are treated by others. British and Polish researchers have now provided statistical proof for a fact that many men have always suspected: tall guys have a better chance... Find out more...
Weight/Body Type: 176 lbs. / Athletic - $25,000
Discrimination is as much a fact of life for fat people as it is for other people outside the "norm." Fat people earn less money, are turned down for... Find out more...
Hair Color: Black - $5,000
Do blondes really have more fun?
Eye Color: Brown - $1,000
The average person blinks about... Find out more...
Handed: Right - $5,000
Approximately 8 to 15% of the adult population is left-handed. More fun facts...
Body Hair: A Little Hairy - $10,000
Want to know what Werewolf Syndrome is?
Shoe Size: 10 - $1,000
The largest feet in the world belong to a Mr Matthew McGrory who lives in America whose feet are a whopping size... Find out more...
Bald: Yes - ($10,000)
Do women prefer bald men?
20/20 Eyesight: Yes - $5,000
Do carrots really improve your vision?
Penis Size: "x" inches - ($15,000)
Does size matter to women?
Cavities: 3-4 - $0
How much is the Tooth Fairy paying per tooth?
Athletic Ability: Average - $35,000
Attractiveness: Average - $60,000

Mental Factors
IQ: 140 - $227,535
Why is IQ so important?
SAT Score: 1400 - $63,800
HS GPA: 3.5 - $332,500
Education: Bachelor's Degree - $25,000
Bilingual: Yes - $0

Lifestyle Factors
Income: $40,000-$59,999 - $5,000
Profession: Technology - $0
Alcohol: Occasionally - $0
Smoker: Yes - ($50,000)
Your appeal to the opposite sex could triple... Find out more...
Pot: No - $10,000
Drugs: No - $10,000
Exercise: Occasionally - $5,000
Divorced: No - $0
First wife makes out like millionaire, husband and second wife reduced to poverty.
Comitted Felony: No - $15,000
Watch Television: Seldom - $2,500
Sitting too close to the TV could... Find out more...
Sexuality: Straight - $0

Personality Factors
Style: Below Average - $20,000
Artistic Ability: Average - $30,000
Sense of Humor: Above Average - $45,000
Addictive Personality: Yes - ($15,000)
Give to Charity: No - $0
Adult Content: Seldom - $0
Gamble: Never - $0

You are worth exactly $2,426,670

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The date for this entry is correct but the time is not. I modified the date of this posting after cutting and pasting from another blog where I write under another pseudonym ;-)

Current mood: cynical

Saturday, November 8, 2008

4:27PM - http://www.am-i-dumb.com


I did not automatically login from their site. So they don't have my password. Here are my results ...

Percentile: 86.64% [Which obviously implies the next one]
You are smarter than 86.64% of the population.

Your Number Correct: 22/25
Time Taken: 4:06

[I did not understand this statistic]
Average Number Correct: 17.68/25


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The date for this entry might be correct but the time is not. I modified the date of this posting after cutting and pasting from another blog where I write under another pseudonym ;-)

Current mood: bored

Sunday, October 19, 2008

12:34PM - "Wise Saying" of the day - 9


Someone has to tell these socialist morons  that “free market” does not mean a store where everything costs $0.00/-

Wrote this on Orkut some days ago. Was pissed that Paul Krugman was awarded the Nobel Memorial Prize in Economic Sciences.

I am presently in Lubbock, Texas for a weekend visit. Saw a childhood friend [he is 41 now] after approx 25 years and his father after approx 10 years. The mother passed away on Feb 26 this year. She was a close friend of my mother's. Came to know about the death of another family-friend's granddaughter at the age of 21 due to breathing problems. She was a much loved girl :-(.

Current mood: melancholy

Sunday, February 24, 2008

3:02PM - Not a VERY happy but still a Happy XXX !!! rd Birthday 2o Me ...

It was on the 20th - 4 days ago. Went late to the office around 3 PM hoping everyone would forget. They did not and were rather pissed that neither did I give anyone a "treat" nor did I arrive in the office on time so that they could have ordered a cake for me. They did not know if I would turn up or not - so they thankfully did not spend their money on a cake nor get me to spend my money on "treat" either. Too many girly boys and bubbly girls in my office. It fucking gets on my freaking nerves.

I just did not feel like celebrating being 33 years old !

I got a lot of wishes from many members of my species via 

Email
1. Office Id - Friends, Colleagues and Ex-Colleagues, HDFC Bank
2. GMail - checked it only today - no one :-) - Same mildly mixed emotions as in Hotmail below.
3. Yahoo - checked it only today - got me greetings from my Alumni.Net membership and the Federal Bank
4. Hotmail - checked it only today - no one :-) - I dont know if I am relieved or disappointed ... hang on - I am not disappointed :-)
 

Chat

5. Gtalk - More People
6. Hotmail/MSN - Less People
 

Others
7. Orkut Scraps - A lot of em - its the new social ecosystem ...
8. SMS - 3 of my BI students and a close buddy from school days
9. Mobile - Parents, Sibling, Students, Friends and Colleagues.

I thanked them all. Even put a message like this for many - "Belated ThanQz 4 T B'Day Wishes :-) " on Orkut.

For 2 fellow Atheists whose birthdays are on the 23rd and the 25th, I made a special messgae however :-) . Its as follows ...

time is a continuous function and all annual celebrations are futile attempts to make it discrete ... 

The Gregorian Calendar Year is a measure of duration that makes many people go crazy whenever it attains an integer value - hope u went/go crazy too ... [:D] 

hope u had/have a nice celebration anyway ... may u have many more happy orbits around the sun [/)]

Current mood: apathetic

Monday, February 11, 2008

6:29PM - "Wise Saying" of the day - 8

All Religions have losers who serve to set an example and to provide the faithful with the Opium of Vicarious Martyrdom ! 

A prime example is the Dr who wrote the motorcycle diaries ...

Current mood: thoughtful

Friday, January 4, 2008

11:47PM - "Wise Saying" of the day - 7

public posturing is a frequent community activity of families...

friend: how are u
prenju: bored
friend: how are parents? how is ur sis
prenju: she is fine. we are very distant from each other emotionally
friend: i thought u were close
prenju: what gave u that idea?
friend: i mean u talking to her.. generally etc
prenju: public posturing is a frequent community activity of families

Current mood: tired

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

11:15PM - "Wise Saying" of the day - 5 & 6

u can kiss my arse/ass or kick my arse/ass and it won't make a difference to my behaviour towards you

Although the second part is not entirely true, I said this because someone accused me of being a hypocrite when I said that I don't like accepting gifts ...

I had just accepted a Rayban Sun Glass as a gift from a casual friend ... I knew it was free but I still made it a point to ask him how much he wanted for it ... did not mean to devalue it but I felt I should not assume things and/or take him for granted ...

Also I wanted to set expectations very clearly as I did not want to feel obligated to him ... actually he also said as much later on when our mutual friends started ragging me wrt this incident ...

Though I don't on principle give or take gifts as I don't believe anything is free or should be, I do both acts if it gives me the pleasure of empathy and/or sympathy and/or just plain happiness at being able to give someone I like something which makes them happy :-) ... with no reward or any expectations



creativity does not manifest itself on demand but appears only when it chooses



This came outta frustration today morning when a friend pestered me to write a testimonial for him on Orkut. He was complaining that I had not kept my promise to do so. It was barely 24 hours ago that he had requested me to do so ...

Current mood: tired

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

10:56PM - "Wise Saying" of the day - 4

there are no limits ... its just a perception of perception

xenophobia is something I find interesting as a subject to study and if possible exploit for my benefit without harming others if possible

xenophobia is not something i exhibit yet - I may in the future

Current mood: contemplative

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

9:25AM - "Wise Saying" of the day - 3

Anyone can fail. Not everyone can succeed.

Inspired from a few lines in "The Intelligent Investor" by Benjamin Graham . He cites how to choose funds and says that we should buy good funds which are cheap. He says that good funds can fail but that bad ones are not likely to recover.

Current mood: Constipated

Sunday, July 29, 2007

3:10AM - http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test = The Mixed Messenger

The Mixed Messenger
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLD)

Just...take...the...fucking...flower...darling. The Mixed Messenger apologizes again.

You're looking for love, but you'll always maintain your independence. You're prepared for a real commitment, but it's also likely that you're ambitious, which creates a certain romantic tension and ambivalence within you. So although you can be very affectionate to someone, you are also capable of pulling some dubious shit.

Your exact male opposite:
The Playboy

Random Gentle Sex Master
In a relationship, you're usually the emotional leader. With your friends, you're a little bit more part of the pack. You're well-liked but you're not the uninhibited type, so the spotlight's often on someone else. In both social and romantic situations, however, you almost always get what you want. Influencing people is something you do very well.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Playstation (RGSM), The Peach (RGLM)

CONSIDER: The Priss (DBLD)


Link: The Online Dating Persona Test @ OkCupid - free online dating.
My profile name: : prenju

Current mood: worried

Thursday, July 19, 2007

8:47PM - "Wise Saying" of the day - 2

its a drug .. all ideas cause chemical reactions like ideologies - prenju circa 19 july 2007

In 1994, Crick created a new intellectual ruckus by writing "The Astonishing Hypothesis," in which he and colleague Christof Koch, a neurobiologist at Caltech, proposed that all manifestations of the human "soul" – a person's joys, sorrows, memories, ambitions, sense of self and free will – were in fact the result of complex chemical reactions in the brain.

"Religion is the Opiate of the masses" - Karl Marx

"Marxism/Communism/Socialism is a religion" - prenju

I'll just sing this to myself, the person I probably was/is/will-be at some time ... NOTE : The lyrics have been changed ...

I thought I saw a man brought to life
He was warm
He came around
And he was dignified
He showed me what it was to not cry

Well I couldn't be that man I adored
I don't seem to know
Or seem to care
What my heart is for
I don't know me anymore

There's nothin' where I used to try
My conversation has run dry
That's what's going on
Nothings right
I'm torn

I'm all out of faith
This is how I feel
I'm cold and I am shamed
Lying naked on the floor
Illusion never changed
Into something real
I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn
I'm a little late
I'm already forlorn

So I guess the fortune tellers right
I should have seen just what was there and not some holy light
But it crawled beneath my veins
And now, I don't care
I have no luck
I don't miss it all that much
There's just so many things
That I can't touch
I'm shorn

There's nothin' where I used to lie
My inspiration has run dry
That's what's going on
Nothing's right
I'm torn

Current mood: bored

Sunday, July 8, 2007

12:40AM - An Austrian Economic Limerick for Ron Paul

In gawd we trust
But in benjamins we roll
Gold doesn't rust
& Currency shouldn't be paper's role

Inflation grinds to dust
Killing money's soul
Subsidies make budgets go bust
& Convert Diamonds to Coal

It is only just
That the dole
Is what must
Be denied an economic role

Current mood: sleepy

Monday, June 25, 2007

7:06PM - I am a Landlord - I own a piece of land

Bought a piece of earth that the socialist republic presently allows me to call my own near my place of work [around 1 KM away].

8.25c @ 1.435 . Got 8.5L from HDFCBank as loan.

My landlord, a Nair, a retired railway employee who does social work and land broking deals helped me throughout the process of finding the right plot to checking the documents to the final signing.

Funny how there is always a Nair to protect me from another Christian in every land related deal I do {he is a Pillai to be precise}. In signing the tenancy lease agreement with my former landlord [yes a Xian], we brought our own Nairs who dueled out the legal niceties while we watched like idiots :-)

Pillai didn't take a cut. Asked for nothing nor do I think he will. Was very fatherly and even gave me kanji [Malayalam for rice gruel] to calm my dysfunctional stomach.

Pillai was a Pillar of support. He even browbeat the broker [another xian] to cut his commision.

He was aggrieved that his sons don't take an interest in land deals like he does. Maybe they don't have the time for it or don't like him telling them how and what to do. I also realized that I have a similar problem with my own pater. There can't be more than 1 alpha male in a prejudice of cubs I guess ...

Current mood: content

Saturday, June 23, 2007

4:29AM - "Wise Saying" of the day - 1

Life is one big unbalanced balance sheet ...

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

10:18AM - Code Monkey Lyrics

If you want the mp3 just send me an email ...

Code Monkey get up get coffee
Code Monkey go to job
Code Monkey have boring meeting
With boring manager Rob
Rob say Code Monkey very dilligent
But his output stink
His code not “functional” or “elegant”
What do Code Monkey think?
Code Monkey think maybe manager want to write god damned login page himself
Code Monkey not say it out loud
Code Monkey not crazy, just proud

Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
Code Monkey like you

Code Monkey hang around at front desk
Tell you sweater look nice
Code Monkey offer buy you soda
Bring you cup, bring you ice
You say no thank you for the soda cause
Soda make you fat
Anyway you busy with the telephone
No time for chat
Code Monkey have long walk back to cubicle he sit down pretend to work
Code Monkey not thinking so straight
Code Monkey not feeling so great

Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
Code Monkey like you
Code Monkey like you a lot

Code Monkey have every reason
To get out this place
Code Monkey just keep on working
See your soft pretty face
Much rather wake up, eat a coffee cake
Take bath, take nap
This job “fulfilling in creative way”
Such a load of crap
Code Monkey think someday he have everything even pretty girl like you
Code Monkey just waiting for now
Code Monkey say someday, somehow

Code Monkey like Fritos
Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
With big warm fuzzy secret heart:
Code Monkey like you

Current mood: complacent

Friday, February 16, 2007

1:04PM - Breeding For Dummies in 7 Daze

Me and Melanie

Had Fries on Fri

Chat on Sat

Had Fun on Sun

Wasn't Done by Mon

Cry n Hue on the Tue

Had to Wed on Wed

Our First on Thursd

Current mood: busy

Tuesday, January 9, 2007

12:40AM - Communism is another religion

Darwinism is Nihilism if what you love has to suffer to survive.

Religion may be the Opium of the masses, Marxism is the Nicotine of the asses

Current mood: sleepy

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